In The Future - Compiling

[Hech]

Compilation #2:
In the future, Stony will be in a famous jazz band making tons of money, and will have been able to change psionline into a dot.com. It will have dominated psipog and veritas, making them almost unrecognizable. All of us main posters and the other mods from the other sites will all be mods in psionline because of the unbelievable amount of users. Psionics will also be more well known because of stony's new company "P_O_Industries". Because I was allowed a large stock amount, I am also rich. Wolfd@ncer will be the new mother hen of psionics, taking after rainsong/turtle. I will be in the background, minding my own business and getting beers out of the fridge using TK, or telling my many servants to do it. Snyper will be the co-programmer at Stony's corporation and will also be "cruizin in the background, chillin". I will have many houses, one of course being in Aussie, where Wolf will visit me because she wants to go there, and maybe I'll chill with Jaci sometimes. Speaking of which, Jaci will be the next leader of Oz by using a mix of her popularity for being the first to bring psionics to aussie, and using telepathic suggestion on all the old leaders. My didgeridoo playing will be the background music for the new psionline site (poor newbies will have to deal with it ). Mind will be doing whatever the hell he does in Jersey. Cullen will be running around the place like a madman, having thread constructs strung up to every light in the world, and with a twitch of his finger can cause the new NY blackout. But psionline industries will stay standing because of its independent electricity source by Stony's new and improved psi battery (that i guess Mind kinda helped out with....). Speaking of Mind, he took over New Jersey, which became to be known "Gashgalia" which tranlated to English means "Mind's stupid ass folly" (except this state ain't holdin’ any hidden oil)..... but then he died and everyone left except for me, because i used the land to build my biggest mansion yet. then it became known as "Coolestplaceever" which in English translates to " the coolest hangout on the earth". Then me and SNG decided to end this crap at never-never land (because Michael Jackson's favorite time was STILL when the big hand meets the little hand) and we turned him into a vegetable. Then in his stupid idiot state, we entered his mind and changed him back to his old self, when he was black and still looked good. then we brought him back and he made awesome records that are also played in the background of the psionline home page (because Michael Jackson became my personal musician at "Coolestplaceever"). Then Annie and Sean (best friends forever....) decided to come out of whatever hole they were living in and check out what all the ruckus was. ESS, still wearing his sandles and shorts also decided to drop by and check out my mansion. Then in one of my other favorite places (Spain) I also built a mansion which _NI_ uses to chill out for a few weeks (because he now lives in Russia....which will be blown up by the US eventually....and then we'll take it over....and yeah....) and then, SquashedFly, who’s been sitting on the toilet-bowl for +20 years without toilet paper, finally loses his sanity and wipes it with his hand. Anyway, enough about that and moving on to Vitymast (aka the mod spreading disease): after being stupid and not evacuating florida after 91 hurricanes in a row (thinking that he could simply "will" them away with his STILL weak and waning powers), gets blown away and is never seen again. Until he comes back from an island where he finally got time (*cough* or wasn't lazy *cough*) to practice. And from this island tells a tale where he was about to die from hard rock music withdrawal, until he was the first to finally accomplish the amazing PsiPod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was actually reluctant to leave the island, but had to because club med decided to build a resort there because of that strange "natural" phenomenon of music being played somehow on the island, that no musical device can pick up (the PsiBoombox). Which is such a necessity since there is no electricity because of Cullen’s threads. However, if it can't easily be Vity's island, he won't let it be club med's, so he easily disables his Psiboombox construct and makes his PsiPod version above his head instead. Then with a wave of his hand, destroys all of Cullen's threads and restores about 1% of the order back to the sick world we live in because the normal people got out of control, its NOT the psions fault, at ALL *cough*, because it could _never_ be our fault...*coughs some more and looks shamefully around room* . Then Vity goes off to a mountain to further train his Shaolin monk like and amazing skills while listening to the hardest rock band ever (Vity and the PsiForce). A band created simply by his imagination that he imprinted into the construct!.... and then of course there is still me, who is the best psion in the world from revolutionary, and secret, breakthroughs in the study of psionics, and (of course) tons of practice in one of my many mansions... I choose to sit things out now and then and watch them blow over. Then I just bought Vity his own mountain along with his promise to do anything I say with his second strongest psi power in the world." (I'm working up to a climax here.... I'm recruiting the 2nd best psion in the world.... second to me of course ) "And speaking of which, just like Donald Trump is known as The Donald, I am known as The Fierce Frozen Flame. Or the Fierce Triple "F"." (and don't you dare insult that name ) But getting back on track, back to vity: upon returning from his wild experience/journey he comes to realize how much of a similarity there is between FF's writing style on this thread, and Koshi Rikdo's writing style in the completely insane, and hilariously funny, anime/manga Excel Saga... After coming to this realization he refers FF to Koshi Rikdo, and from there he is brought to Excel Saga's production studio, where he in turn signs a contract to become a voice actor for a newly designed character for a spin off of the show... A few months down the road the show becomes a spectacular hit, it being the same ridiculous comedy as Excel Saga, and FF is marked down as one of the most famous anime voice actors the world has ever known..."

[Hech]

So I suppose it is time to talk about the new psionline co-leader, wolfdancer. She is married to a psion and she and her husband are writing a book entitled "Psionic Games and Excercises for Children" (which of course is based experiences with their own children). Their family lives on a mountain that is within driving distance of New York City, but still maintains a remote atmosphere. They invite friends in to go scuba diving in their private deep mountain lake. ~Wolfd@ncer~ has developed psionic methods to dive without the encumbrance of oxygen tanks which makes it easier for all to thoroughly enjoy themselves in the nice cool water. Frozen then buys out the next door mountain and regularly scuba dives in ~Wolfd@ncer~ and her special someone's lake using her new, no tank method which utilizes psi's amazing abilities in programming to work somewhat like gills. He then aided her in a super advanced warm shield so even the 15 mills aren't needed, much less a dry suit." Frozen invites ~Wolfd@ncer~ and her family over regularly to his mountain top mansion for parties and practices. They all grow to be strong psions and quite well off for the lack of need for items such as electric lights and boomboxes. They even have a flared psionics version of the television! But I suppose Frozen had enough with staying in the "background" of things and was fed up with the world's society, so he turned every idiot that is capable of endangering themselves or others with their superior stupidity, like the winners of the "Darwin Awards", into a vegetable....and know one ever knew where the abundance of vegetables came for the stew that fed millions who would have otherwise starved. The masses continued to be somewhat oblivious to the power of psi, but no longer attack those who practice using it. It has become an acceptable profession and many colleges now have degrees within the field of psionics. ~wolfd@ncer~, after seeing how Frozen solved world hunger and stupidity in ONE day, conspires with friends to attempt to make the world a better place like Frozen (since he is her hero/model). So she created a series of powerful constructs that will make people happy by projecting joyful thoughts......Then there will be an abundance of parties where people are happy and goofy without the use (or smell) of alcohol. But she didn't think of the after-effects and the abortion rate and the divorce rate went up drastically, for reasons i'm sure you can figure out... so then Frozen blows all of Wolf's constructs up, saving the world for a millionth time, but also sadly causing the first rip in their once strong relashionship....." Then as part of her effort to mend their relationship with Frozen, wolfdancer creates a private school of psionics founded by her, Cullen, and FrozenFlames. The demand will be so great that they will have to hire other friends to help with the demands of teaching and administrating this educational gold mine. Anyway, a quick note on why SNG wasn't even mentioned ONCE is because he thwapped everyone in the world and finally died of a muscle cramp... So back to more important matters, Cullen will be both ridiculously wealthy from inventing so many constructs and techs and teaching them to people who have lots of cash, he no longer needs to work, devotes all his time to practices and has become ridiculously powerful. He flies around the world like superman, just to get people to yell that "Look, it's a bird, it's a plane...ah! its The Cullen! run away!". Then he retires to his home where he lives in luxury. He goes over and chills with Frozen in Australia, and invites all the powerful psions from psionline and psipog (who all have High positions in stony's company) to his home (aka all of Japan, where Frozen's amazing writing skills have been published in the anime best sellers, and where he teaches the best martial arts schools on weapons and freehand). Then they all get together and using a special construct they invent the fountain of youth and RAIN SUPREME OVER ALL THE PATHETIC MORTALS.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA....
ohh.. and once again, like previously stated (because of Frozen), there is world peace, an end of world hunger, and everybody is happy.

[~Wolfd@ncer~]

;D I absolutely love this story. It's a great thing to read when your feeling sort of down (especially if your in the story) or ummm having nothing else to fill your time with.

~Wolfd@ncer~

[whiteraven]

can I be in your next story and who is Veritas?

[~Wolfd@ncer~]

If you don't know, don't ask. It isn't an appropriate converstation piece for this forum. You can possibly take a clue from the sentence context but that is all you need to know. Sorry, it is against the rules to say more.

BTW I am glad to know someone is actually reading the stuff we compiled. If you around and decide to contribute to the next story we right in this section feel free to write yourself in. It is highly based on who was actively involved in the story writing (or the site) at the time. Of course, friends get picked on quite a bit in this sort of thing. That's what makes them fun. ;D

[ANKA, Master Psion]

So this happens so far in the future I am just dead?

[~Wolfd@ncer~]

ROFL I guess I need to start a new thread for all of you who missed out on the first story. Then we can add in the other people who weren't mentioned or those whose plans have changed. Sound like a good idea to you? good. Going to add that thread now.

Sorry. We hadn't met many of you when this was written (or at least I hadn't). If memory serves me correctly there were only about five of us involved in the writing of this particular "In the Future..." post.