Post by Easton on Dec 19, 2004 20:53:13 GMT -5
Allright, here is the 3 word story #2 compiled up to page 14. I was bored last night and decided to do it... only killed 20 minutes of my time sadly 
YESTERDAY I MET a technician who liked to play strip poker, and eat frogs, while dancing around a maypole. This genius decided one day that he knows nothing about women. Because of this,he decides to call his best friend and secretary Donald Henry Rumsfeld. He said, "Why do women always cry so much!?" He responds,"Do you ever notice how they like to complain about giant waffles that taste like cheese?" "Well," Donald said,"usually giant waffles of sweet Muenster have a mind of their own." "I know! Isn't it strange how giant waffles scare the puny mortals Into hiding in their misery, crying "Dance convulted lemmings!".Suddenly, no_one_2000, the unintelligent sewer monster, turned into a handsome chick-magnet. He then saw that capturing the lemmings would bring death to his family. so he summoned the great, King Greg the Bunny who introduced him to makeshift chowder,the fuzzy kind. Unfortunately, Greg forgot that the chowder was from manhattan, where the mafia worked right next to EvilHamster Overlord who went to the friday night gameshows. After that, Greg The Bunny ate some cheese while making love to a camel who was very musical and sexy, but he accidentally used the wrong type of condom and the camel baulked. Many years passed, and Greg the bunny found a strange piece of a chocolate flavored banana cover that was inside a very large plastic tupperware container. He tasted it and then precipitously slipped and fell on a peculiar piece of styrofoam. Suddenly, a magenta clothed technician burst out from behind a screen of pure copper oxide with a really sexy computer. He then stated that he hates sexy camels that dont... have multiple rectal diseases or don't run away when you play hop-scotch near an old man with herpes specificly in the Head's Bald spot. the technician decides That a Reading from a bipolar monkey would help determine the cause of his rectal swiss bank account which he deposited in his cat's upper left nostril for safe keeping. Unfortunately his cat, being dead already, sent it to The top of mount kilimanjaro to go kayaking with an angry, drunk popsicle, which incidentally had sex with another camel before playing with Some toy solders, before raping his favorite song to meow some dead ,while killing rabbits with insecticide spray He then danced the night away and ate his muchacos without tomatoes. But he slipped on the ice and slid into a pink cave where henry VII fathered Henery VIII With an Eskimo attached to his utility belt. After skinning the rabbit he decided to make a coat of fresh bagels for arab hustlers so he could live in peace. He got scared of his coat and ran away From the ravenous ravens who enjoyed picking at pieces of henry's brain and got labotamized by doctor kevorkian after a long fall down a stairway covered with very slippery ice. he then cursed, his voodoo doll into thinking that pain is unreal so he could stab himself without releasing his bowls into a chamberpot and eating it with a spork Until he felt that he was a bit queasy. Then a crazy Fork and Spoon came and said "cant touch this When my cattle explode with great sandpaper and fire." We then flashback To the time when there was flying sperm whales which they precariously balanced on my scales of justice, but these carnivorous squirrels ate monkies!!!11!!! The next day ~Wolfd@ncer~ arrived and saw the corruption and decided to grab a large Vienna Mocha Chunk and do kung-fu while completely drunk with cheese and crackers. Mediterranean food and expired milk catches aflame by jumping backwards over puddles because of its leveling aquaphobia. So everyone died. The End. FINALLY!
YESTERDAY I MET a technician who liked to play strip poker, and eat frogs, while dancing around a maypole. This genius decided one day that he knows nothing about women. Because of this,he decides to call his best friend and secretary Donald Henry Rumsfeld. He said, "Why do women always cry so much!?" He responds,"Do you ever notice how they like to complain about giant waffles that taste like cheese?" "Well," Donald said,"usually giant waffles of sweet Muenster have a mind of their own." "I know! Isn't it strange how giant waffles scare the puny mortals Into hiding in their misery, crying "Dance convulted lemmings!".Suddenly, no_one_2000, the unintelligent sewer monster, turned into a handsome chick-magnet. He then saw that capturing the lemmings would bring death to his family. so he summoned the great, King Greg the Bunny who introduced him to makeshift chowder,the fuzzy kind. Unfortunately, Greg forgot that the chowder was from manhattan, where the mafia worked right next to EvilHamster Overlord who went to the friday night gameshows. After that, Greg The Bunny ate some cheese while making love to a camel who was very musical and sexy, but he accidentally used the wrong type of condom and the camel baulked. Many years passed, and Greg the bunny found a strange piece of a chocolate flavored banana cover that was inside a very large plastic tupperware container. He tasted it and then precipitously slipped and fell on a peculiar piece of styrofoam. Suddenly, a magenta clothed technician burst out from behind a screen of pure copper oxide with a really sexy computer. He then stated that he hates sexy camels that dont... have multiple rectal diseases or don't run away when you play hop-scotch near an old man with herpes specificly in the Head's Bald spot. the technician decides That a Reading from a bipolar monkey would help determine the cause of his rectal swiss bank account which he deposited in his cat's upper left nostril for safe keeping. Unfortunately his cat, being dead already, sent it to The top of mount kilimanjaro to go kayaking with an angry, drunk popsicle, which incidentally had sex with another camel before playing with Some toy solders, before raping his favorite song to meow some dead ,while killing rabbits with insecticide spray He then danced the night away and ate his muchacos without tomatoes. But he slipped on the ice and slid into a pink cave where henry VII fathered Henery VIII With an Eskimo attached to his utility belt. After skinning the rabbit he decided to make a coat of fresh bagels for arab hustlers so he could live in peace. He got scared of his coat and ran away From the ravenous ravens who enjoyed picking at pieces of henry's brain and got labotamized by doctor kevorkian after a long fall down a stairway covered with very slippery ice. he then cursed, his voodoo doll into thinking that pain is unreal so he could stab himself without releasing his bowls into a chamberpot and eating it with a spork Until he felt that he was a bit queasy. Then a crazy Fork and Spoon came and said "cant touch this When my cattle explode with great sandpaper and fire." We then flashback To the time when there was flying sperm whales which they precariously balanced on my scales of justice, but these carnivorous squirrels ate monkies!!!11!!! The next day ~Wolfd@ncer~ arrived and saw the corruption and decided to grab a large Vienna Mocha Chunk and do kung-fu while completely drunk with cheese and crackers. Mediterranean food and expired milk catches aflame by jumping backwards over puddles because of its leveling aquaphobia. So everyone died. The End. FINALLY!
