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Jun 12, 2005 17:19:18 GMT -5
Post by Starfire on Jun 12, 2005 17:19:18 GMT -5
I found this pun joke, hope you enjoy ;D!
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten diffrent puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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The Devil's Advocate
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If there is no oposition, how can something truely be proven?
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Jun 12, 2005 17:29:14 GMT -5
Post by The Devil's Advocate on Jun 12, 2005 17:29:14 GMT -5
Two men walked into a bar... the third ducked.
~The Devil's Advocate
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Jun 12, 2005 20:42:28 GMT -5
Post by whiteraven on Jun 12, 2005 20:42:28 GMT -5
a wife made egg custard. she asked her husband if it was good. he said it was eggcellent. *is chased away by a big unruly mob*
there used to be an online origami site, but it folded.
2 atoms were walking down the street, one fell over, the other said "are you alright?" the one that fell said "I lost my electron." "are you sure?" "I'm positive."
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Jun 13, 2005 8:18:12 GMT -5
Post by Starfire on Jun 13, 2005 8:18:12 GMT -5
Why did the kid cross the play ground? To get to the other 'slide'
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Jun 13, 2005 8:56:08 GMT -5
Post by fyrehart on Jun 13, 2005 8:56:08 GMT -5
A noted biologist, who had been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was stumped. The frog population, despite efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate. A chemist at a nearby college came up with a solution: The frogs, due to a chemical change in the swamp water, simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce successfully. The chemist then brewed up a new adhesive to assist the frogs' togetherness, which included one part sodium. It seems the little green frogs needed some monosodium glue to mate...
Let's see if anyone gets this... I'm guessing TDA and Freezerburn...maybe no_one_2000
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Jun 13, 2005 9:10:46 GMT -5
Post by Starfire on Jun 13, 2005 9:10:46 GMT -5
I get it!
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The Devil's Advocate
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Jun 13, 2005 9:16:02 GMT -5
Post by The Devil's Advocate on Jun 13, 2005 9:16:02 GMT -5
Descartes walked into a bar and had a seat. After a moment or two the bartender walked up to him and asked if he wanted a drink. Descartes promptly replied, "I think not." And vanished.
($0.10 in monopoly money to anyone who actually gets this joke. though it's not technically a pun.)
~The Devil's Advocate
**MOdified to correct the spelling of the name. Thank you Fyreheart. I'd been having issues finding the proper spelling. (Should have known better than to spell a french name phonetically)
**Side note. It is hard to google something you do not spell right in the first place.
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Jun 13, 2005 9:23:42 GMT -5
Post by fyrehart on Jun 13, 2005 9:23:42 GMT -5
TDA: Did you mean Descartes? As in Rene Descartes the philosopher? If so, I get the joke. Cognito ergo sum.
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Jun 13, 2005 10:22:03 GMT -5
Post by no2k on Jun 13, 2005 10:22:03 GMT -5
These jokes sound a lot like the ones my Trig teacher used to tell. Those in calculus should get these next two: Okay, so there's a big party. Every possible function is having fun, chatting, drinking, etc. In a corner of the room, e^x stands alone. 2^x, from a nearby group of exponential functions says, "Hey, e^x, come on, integrate yourself!" while pointing to the group. "What for?" whispers e^x, "it makes no difference." Pick-up line: "I wanna be your derivative so I can be tangent to your curves" I'm lame.
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The Devil's Advocate
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If there is no oposition, how can something truely be proven?
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Jun 13, 2005 10:27:34 GMT -5
Post by The Devil's Advocate on Jun 13, 2005 10:27:34 GMT -5
Yes, no one, Yes you are... and as I am probably going to have to re-take calculus (for the 3rd time) my head hurts already... Just for that I will inflict geology upon you!! *cackles fiendishly* ahem... One Geologist, "Eh, I'm not so bad off, every now and then someone will tell me I'm Gniess." The other Geolgist agrees, "It's definitely better than being taken for Granite." ~The Devil's Advocate.
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Jun 13, 2005 12:45:31 GMT -5
Post by whiteraven on Jun 13, 2005 12:45:31 GMT -5
Bob: Fred, and Jay's house was robbed
Ralph: That's awful, did not they lock the door?
Bob: Yeah, but somebody got intruder window.
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